"Gee, I Thought I Chewed That Corn!"
"I'm having such a Shitty Day!" And these Earrings are just the thing to get me Laughing! Seriously! You can't Wear these and not Crack up at People's Comments! WHY??? Because you CAN, that's WHY! Made out of Polymer Clay, Jump Rings, and Ear Wire Hooks, these Earrings are a Great Conversation Starter! They may even make you FLUSH! :P
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Inverted Cross Blood Drop Necklace
“Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus. Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth. Satanas – venire! Satanas – venire!” Which means… I like all things Dark and Evil… Maybe I’m a Satan Worshiper, maybe I just like the Demons that live in us… Either way, this…
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Authorized Vehicles Only Belly Ring
LOL! What a Great Road Sign for your Belly Button… It’s the “Authorized Vehicles Only” Road Sign that Dangles from your Navel and looks Super Hot and Super Awesome! You’ll not only get lots of Stares with this FUN…
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Human Tooth Brooch
“My Wife’s been Complaining for Hours about a Toothache. She Went on and on about the Pain, and how She’s Afraid to go to the Dentist. Finally I had Enough. I got a Pair of Pliers, Stood on her…
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Braces Ring
Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……
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Easter Bunny Stretch Bracelet
Hippity-Hop, the Easter Bunny is coming… April 21st… So get your Eggs and Green Ham ready. Fill all those Blinging Jewelry needs, and grab this Ultra-Cute and Adorable Easter Bunny Stretch Bracelet. Made to look like Colorful Easter Painted…
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Personalized Stump Ring
Remember when you Carved your Initials into a Tree? Well bring back those Loving Feelings with this Interesting STUMP Ring! A Stump that YOU Personalize with your very own Initials! How Romantic!












