Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Hematine Bead Earrings
I LOVE the Look of these Earrings! Very Cool and Colorful! Featuring a Hematine Bead (Which looks like Hematite, but is a Synthetic Replicate, also known as Magnetic Hematite) in a Drop Earring Wrapped with Multicolored Niobium Wire that’s…
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Banana Split Ring
“Why do Bananas wear Suntan Lotion?” “Because they Peel!” “What is the Easiest Way to make a Banana Split?” “Cut it in Half!” And just like this Funny Food Ring, these Bananas are Sliced, Spread, and Filled with YUMMY…
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Ambiguously Gay Duo Necklace
The Ambiguously Gay Duo is an American Animated Comedy Sketch that Debuted on The Dana Carvey Show before moving to its Permanent Home on Saturday Night Live. And now, it can have a Permanent Home around your Neck too!…
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Jumbo Christmas Necklace
WOW! She has a Huge Set of Ornaments… HA! Want to make an Impression this Christmas? Want to get in the Mood for Fun and Laughter? Then wear this Incredibly HUGE Jumbo Christmas Necklace, and everyone will be Caroling…
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Sterling Silver Human Ear Ring
“WHAT????” Can’t Hear? Maybe you don’t wanna Hear, but with this Ear, maybe you will hear the Laughter… For it’s a Very Tiny Human Ear, crafted out of Solid .925 Sterling Silver, that’s Shaped like an Ear, rather small…
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Pepperoni Pot Pin
420 PP Time… That’s Cannabis and Pizza. Right? A Unique Twist on the Pot Leaf, is this Colorful Pepperoni Pizza Pot Leaf. A Fun Brooch Lapel Pin that will Raise a Few Eyebrows (and Smiles) no doubt. 1 Inch…
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