Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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Two-Tone Zipper Ring
“Hey, um, your Zipper’s Down!” HA! And with this Interesting Zipper Ring, you may hear that a lot! It’s a Two-Tone Zipper Ring that features an Alloy Rhodium Plated Ring with a 18K Gold Plated Zipper… That’s Open indeed!…
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Walking Dead Zombie Necklace
Is it me, or does this Walking Dead Zombie Necklace look just like Miley Cyrus??? Really! Take another look. I thought so! Great looking Necklace that’s Punk, Dripping, and Moaning at the same time. See, just like Miley…
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Monopoly Property Bracelet
Now this is FUN… If you Find Losing at Monopoly Nickle by Nickle FUNNNNN! Sometimes it’s Death and Destruction. HA! But I still Play it. It’s all in the Luck of the Dice. eh? And now, you can Wear…
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Turntable Watch
The “TableTurns Watch”, or the Turntable, Captures the Art of the DJ by Slapping a Turntable right on your Wrist. This Watch is more than just a Simple Effigy, it Redefines “Keeping it Real,” by being True to Form,…
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Red Devilish Nipple Shield
You Little Mischief You! You know who you are… And you deserve to get your Nipple this Devil of a Shield! It’s a Red Devilish Shield with Horns, a Tail, and a Pitchfork that goes right through your Nipple!…
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Dichroic Bubbles Ring
This Ring looks just like Bubble Wrap… Bubble wrap is a Pliable Transparent Plastic Material commonly used for Packing Fragile Items. Regularly Spaced, Protruding Air-Filled Hemispheres (Bubbles) Provide Cushioning and FUN Popping! :) But these Bubbles YOU CAN NOT…
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