Big Scary Spider Watch
“Nuke the World, there’s a Big Scary Spider…!!!” Nope, that’s just your Watch! Creepy Crawly Air-Breathing Arthropod that wants to Bite your Neck and Lay Eggs in your Mouth… EGADS! I’m all Itchy now…
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"Ahhh Burn Down The House!"
Talk about SCARY! Big Furry Spiders with Fangs and Venom, YIKES! I'm going to Die now. But at least in Death, I'll know what TIME it is, because this Spider Watch is Classic, Stylish, and not for the Faint at Heart. Wait a Minute... Did the Hands move, or was that a LEG TWITCHING??? Okay... Burn the Watch!
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The Melting Man Enamel Pin
The Incredible Melting Man was a 1977 American Science Fiction Horror Film about an Astronaut whose Body Begins to Melt after he is Exposed to Radiation during a Space Flight to Saturn. This Leads him to Commit Murders and…
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Hanging Man Nipple Shield
LOL I know what you need… A Man Hanging off your Nipple! BAH! And this Hanging Man Nipple Ring is just that, a Man Dangling off your Nipple Bar like it’s Hanging on for Dear Life… Trying to Climb…
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Asparagus Ring
Asparagus is a Spring Vegetable, a Flowering Perennial Plant Species in the Genus Asparagus. Once Classified in the Lily Family, like Onions and Garlic, the Liliaceae has been Split and the Onion-Like Plants are now in the Family of…
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The Decider Watch
Should I go to the Dentist? NO! Should I Eat that Extra Piece of Cake? YES! Should I Call my Mom? NO! Should I Watch Another Episode of The Walking Dead? YES! HA… This Watch takes all the Trouble…
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Beavis and Butthead Ear Plugs
I LOVE Beavis & Butthead! I used to Watch them and Laugh my Ass off! And now, these COOL Cufflinks make me want to act Silly and say “I am the Great Cornholio, I need T.P. for my Bunghole!”…
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Christmas Charm Beads
Everyone LOVES Charm Bead Bracelets… Especially Christmas Ones! With Santas, Reindeer, Christmas Trees, Candy Canes, Stockings, Mittens, Snowmen, Gingerbread Men, Wreaths… Presents, Angels, Snowflakes, Jingle Bells, Poinsettias, Hats, Candy, Red and Green Bling… You can’t go wrong with Christmas!…
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