Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Chocolate Ice Cream Necklace
“What do you get from an Alaskan Cow?” “Ice Cream!” “How do Astronauts Eat their Ice Cream?” “In Floats!” Nothing like a Bunch of Jokes and an Ice Cream Sundae, Right? And this Ice Cream Necklace is just the…
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Vomit Mermaid Brooch
LMAO! And you thought Mermaids were all Beautiful Creatures from the Sea… With Long Flowing Hair and a Fishtail Body… Sparkling in the Sun… Dripping with Huge… HUGE… HUGE WTF? HA! This Mermaid is NOT the Normal Mermaid, Oh…
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Sons of Anarchy Spinner Ring
Ride in Style with this COOL Sons of Anarchy Spinner Ring. Two Rings made of Stainless Steel rotate around giving you endless opportunity for Fidgeting and Worrying! On the backside it has Twin Crossing M-16 Rifle Scythes! SWEET!
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Sherlock 221B Key Pendant
Sherlock Holmes, the Fictional Private Detective created by Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, is not only Proficient with his Cunning Observations, but also the fact that he lives at 221B Baker Street, in London (which is actually 239 Baker Street)….
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Handcuffs Anklet
This ANKLET would look Kick Ass on your Ankle! Really! Looking like a real pair of Handcuffs, AND fastening with the actual Handcuff (Clasp), it’s Sleek, Smooth, and very Rebellious. Get locked up today!
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4 Leaf Clover Swarovski Crystal Pendant
It’s Saint Patrick’s Day… Wear your Green with this Very Cool and Unusual Transforming Clover Pendant. It’s 2 Necklaces in one! A 4 Leaf Luck Clover Pendant, made out of Green, Heart-Shaped Swarovski Crystals, surrounded by a Halo of…
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