Cow Belly Button Ring
“Do you know why the Cow Jumped over the Moon?” “The Farmer had Cold Hands!” HA! And that’s Exactly what I Want Dangling off my Belly… A COW! LMAO! A Holstein Cow with a Bright Yellow Nose and Yellow Udders… You’ll be the Laughing Stock…! :)
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"All bound for Mu Mu Land!"
"How do you make a Milkshake?" "Give a Cow a Pogo Stick!" This Cute Cow Belly Navel Ring is made of 14 Gauge, 316L Surgical Steel, and is 3/8" Long. Plus, it has a Clear Gem that will make your Cattle BLING! Now... "What do you Call a Cow with a Twitch?" "Beef Jerky!" :)
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Parthenon Ring
BEAUTIFUL! What an Awesome and Awe Inspiring Ring. This Handmade Ring is none other than the Parthenon, which is a Former Temple on the Athenian Acropolis, in Greece. It’s STUNNING! And HUGE! Sitting on top of the World for…
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Batman Bat Signal Key Chain
Such a Cool Key Chain. It’s Functional and Geeky! Everyone can use a light on their Keys, but a Bat Signal??? Now that’s impressive! Wait… Do I hear the Batmobile?
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Rhinestone Doggie Brooch
LOL This Dog Brooch is Cute and Ugly at the Same Time! Look at it’s HUGE Mouth! You know it has to be Drooling all over the Place. The Big Gemstone Eyes and Nose are just Adorable… This Dog…
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Chocolate Swiss Roll Cufflinks
Sweet! These Cufflinks are MMM GOOD! Looking like Chocolate Swiss Rolls, Chocolatey Sponge Cake Rolled and Stuffed with Cream Filling… DELISH! But these aren’t your Normal HO-HOs, these Swill Rolls are actually made out of Polymer Clay… You can…
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Sprinkle Cupcake Nipple Ring
You know my favorite part of a Cupcake? The Frosting! Boy do I love to lick the Frosting… YUMMMMMMM! And now, licking the Frosting takes on a whole new meaning. For this Cupcake is a Captive Nipple Ring. Cast…
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Zombie Poop Earrings
LOL Who knew Zombies Pooped? HA HA HA! But I Guess all those Brains have to go somewhere… It’s either Pooping, or Popping outta the Holes in their Stomach and Intestines… Eww! HA! And these Zombie Poop Earrings are…
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