Trailer Trash Cufflinks
“How does a Trailer Trash Girl keep from getting Pregnant?” She Screams “Dad, get off me, you’re Crushing your Smokes!” HA! You know you’re Trailer Trash when you can Spit without Opening your Mouth! You know you’re Trash when a Tornado hits your Neighborhood and does $100,000 Worth of Improvements! Bah ah aha… Trashy eh?
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Trailer Trash Humor Cufflinks
You know you're Trailer Trash when you use a Toilet Brush to Scratch your Back! You know you're Trash when you think Fast Food is Hitting a Deer at 65... And the list goes on and on... And so will the Laughs and Jokes with these Trailer Trash Cufflinks. Made of Nickel Free Silver, and Sealed under Glass, these Funny Ass Cufflinks will make a Great Gag Gift, as well as the Perfect Gift for the Person who's been Married Three Times and still has the same in-laws! Just Sayin'!
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Sasquatch Big Foot Necklace
The Uncle Gus (Guni GuGu Gus) and Aunt Bunny scene from Eddie Murphy’s Delirious about Bigfoot was HILARIOUS… Makes me Smile and Laugh, just like this Bigfoot Sasquatch Pendant here. Handmade and Cast in Pewter, this Squatch measures 1.38…
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Rabbit Poop Earrings
LMAO!!!! Look, the Easter Bunny brought you a Present… HA! These Dangle Earrings are Crappy… Literally! They’re made out of REAL, I repeat “REAL” Rabbit Poo! YEP! Rabbit Droppings! Balls of Poop… The Real Deal! Who doesn’t want that…
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Creepy Meat Necklace
I’ve seen this Meat before… It was after a Wild Night of Boozing and Eating Two-Day Old Pizza… I Vaguely Remember seeing that Bloated Mess with Eyeballs After I Barfed… It was looking right at me…. Just like this…
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Medieval Armor Ring
Probably the most Recognised Style of Armour in the World Today became the Plate Armour associated with the Knights of the Middle Ages. Full Plate Armour developed in the Armouries of Lombardy, created Heavy Cavalry which Dominated the Battlefield…
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Scorpion Two Finger Ring
STING! This Ring, er, RINGS, are Kick-Ass-Bad-Ass-COOL! It’s a Huge Scorpion Ring that’s so Massive, you’ll Need 2 Fingers to Tame it. Beautiful Gold Tone Plated, with Elastic Bands (So they’ll Easily Fit any 2 Fingers), set with Glistening…
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Cheeseburger Cufflinks
YUMMMMM! These Cheeseburgers look so Real, so Juicy, so Mouth-Drooling… But don’t Eat them. For they’re made out of Polymer Clay and they wouldn’t Taste so Hot… Fun Foodie Cufflinks that are backed with Swivel-Backs, and Handmade with LOVE……
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