Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Ruby Red Slippers Necklace
“Then Close your Eyes and Tap your Heels together Three Times. And think to yourself, ‘There’s no Place like Home…’” These Ruby Red Slippers look just like the real Shoes worn by Dorothy Gale from the Wizard of Oz!…
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Poop Emoji Pendant
There is nothing more romantic than poop… if you’re a dung beetle! Which is why, this pendant is just for you. A cute, fun, brown emoji poop on a dazzling disc pendant with bling. High polish sterling silver finish,…
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Nail Through Finger Ring
Remember that Childhood Trick, where you put the Fake Nail through your Finger??? Well, this Nail through Finger… Is more like the REAL THING! Because this Nail Ring is made out of .925 Sterling Silver. It takes Freaking someone…
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Nipple Whirls
Do I look like Madonna with these on? Well I feel like her! HA! These Nipple Ring Barbells, called “Nipple Whirls”, are SO MUCH FUN! Plus, it’s an Amazing Visual, and just look what it does to your Shirt!…
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Steampunk Rat Earrings
These Earrings are Cute… If you like Rats! HA! They are Steampunk Rats (or Mice), and look Cool, Colorful, and PUNK! With a Gold Toned Body and Big Gear Eyes, these Dangly Rats with Long Rat Tails will look…
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