Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
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Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
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Make Me Vomit Pendant
You know that one Girl, who always Vomits because someone else did? Yeah… She needs this Necklace! Because it is soooo TRUE! It’s either the Food, the Booze, or your FACE… Look out, she’s gonna Blow…
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Ugly Cat Charm
Some Cats are born with Looks, some are NOT! And this Cat, well, this Cat looks like it fell from an Ugly Tree and hit every Branch on the way down. HA! I’m not kidding either… They even truly…
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Skull Axe Nipple Ring
Your Nipples will never look better than when you have an Axe hanging from them! Really! Especially if those Axes are Engraved with SKULLS! Skulls are Kick Ass Cool, and your Piercings Deserve them. Unique, Different, Creepy and COOL,…
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Hungry Zombie Bracelet
LMAO! I LOVE this Cute Charm Bracelet. Simple. Elegant. And Zombie-ish! HA! HOW COOL! It’s a Classic Chain Link Charm Bracelet that Features one Square Dangling Charm, with 18 Clear Crystals framing a Cute, but Crazy Hungry Zombie! Fun…
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Zipper Belly Ring
What a Cool Belly Button Ring… A Zipper! I Can only imagine Someone Coming up to you, and pulling that Zipper Down! OUCH! These Zippers are Cute and Sparkling, and you’ll Love all the Different Colors you can Choose!
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Banana Slice Earrings
“What do you Call Two Banana Skins?” “A Pair of Slippers!” HA! But NOW, you can also call them Earrings! Because these are REAL Bananas! Genuine, Bananas that are turning a Lovely Shade of Brown. Wouldn’t you just LOVE…
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