Cucumber Earrings
A Man runs into the Doctor’s Office saying “Doctor, Doctor, I’ve got Carrots Growing out of my Ears!” The Doctor looks at him and replies, “How did that Happen?” The Man responds “I don’t know, I Planted Cucumbers!” HA! Cucumbers are Better than Carrots, right? So why not show your Love of the Green Bumpy Veggies by Dangling them from your Ear Lobes! Now, you’re Cool as a Cucumber! :)
via Ebay #Ad
Hand Painted Pewter Cucumber Dangle Earrings
Oh the things Women do with Cucumbers... Who would have thought they'd go in your Ears? And these Hand Painted Pewter Earrings are just the thing you need to get the Comments Coming and Laughs Rolling. You CAN'T NOT Smile when you have Vegetables on the side of your Face. Really! Hanging from Sterling Silver Ear Wires, these Green Dangles of Fun will Crack everyone up! Now, where's the DIP? :)
-
Shower Curtain Ring Earrings
These remind me of the Shower Scene in Bates… Right? Rip the Curtain back and Stab Stab Stab. Ahhhh, the Good ole days… Why would one want Shower Curtain Earrings? Why NOT? They’re so Fun, so Different, so Odd……
-
Turkey Lampwork Earring Kit
Make your Turkey this year for Thanksgiving… And Make your Earrings as well. For this FUN Festive Kit, is a Turkey Making Earring Kit that’s GOBBLE GOBBLE GOOD! Featuring Glass Lampwork Beads, looking like Cute Turkeys, you thread the…
-
Cool Thruster Earrings
Very Cool and Edgy Earrings are Plated with Gunmetal, Rose, and Yellow Gold. They are BOLD and will absolutely make a statement!
-
Nail Cross Psalm 23:4 Pendant
What an Impact: A Nail Pendant, Representing the Crucifixion of Jesus Christ, Engraved “Fear No Evil” and “Psalm 23:4”. Beautifully made, Inspiring, Hopeful… Just Stunning! Jesus’ Hands were Pierced when He was Nailed to the Cross. Show Your Christian…
-
Nipple Trainer Ring
Remember when Madonna Performed “Express Yourself” and came out Dressed in a Pinstripe Suit, Garters, and a Cone-Shaped Bra? Well… Now you can Achieve that same look with this Nipple Shield Ring that’s a Trainer for your NIPS. This…
-
Red Balloon IT Clown Earrings
Okay, I saw the IT Movie… It was Creepy. That Clown… Those Balloons… YIKES! And so, to Celebrate Clown Season (err, I mean Halloween), how about some Scary Clown Earrings Featuring Those Bright Red, Bloody Balloons Reading “We All…
Prices could change at any time!