"Do You Lift?" Fake Ear Plugs
These are some COOL Fake Ass Plugs. They look like Heavy Duty Barbells, but in fact, they are made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, and will probably FOOL everyone! "WOW! COOL PLUGS BRO!" Ha! So do you lift? You do now...
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Fire Department Nipple Shield
You know what I think about when I think about Firemen? Nipple Shields, of course! “Call the Fire Department, my Nipples are on Fire!” This Nipple Ring Barbell Shield takes the Cake… and your Nipple! OUCH!
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The Diver Necklace
Humorous Necklace Pendant featuring a Diver Diving into the Abyss… Sure to draw some Attention AND SMILES! Handmade using Plastic and Alloy, this Diver is one Happy Camper! Makes you want to Dive in and get Wet! :)
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Camouflage Cross Pendant
What Pendant? I Don’t See Any Pendant… OH… It’s Camouflage! :P Now you can Flaunt your Faith in Style with this Cross Pendant that Boasts a Camouflage Motif for a Unique, Modern Edge. Very Cool, something that will Stand…
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Pole Dancer Belly Ring
Pole Dancing is a Form of Performance Art, Historically Associated with Strip Clubs and Night Clubs, which Combines Dance and Acrobatics Centered on a Vertical Burlesque Pole! Not that anyone needs to tell you that, because this Pole Dancing…
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It’s Pizza Time Watch
“What Time Is It?” “PIZZAAAA TIME!” With this Watch, it’s ALWAYS Pizza Time… Because this is the “It’s Pizza Time” Watch with Pepperoni Pizzas around the Face. Every Hour, Every Minute, Every Second… PIZZA TIME! :)
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Scary Rabbit Stud Earrings
“How do you catch a Unique Rabbit?” “Unique up on it!” “How do you catch a Tame Rabbit?” “Tame way, Unique up on it!” “What do you call 99 Rabbits Stepping Backwards?” “A Receding Hare Line!” Oh the Bunny…












