“WHAM” “BAM” Thank You Ma’am! These BAM! Cufflinks (NOT Bam Margera) are Kick-Ass Cool! They are Retro Superhero Style Cufflinks that are Knocking the Hell out of your French Cuffs. Really!

Remember in the Movie “Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom”, when Willie (Kate Capshaw) has to crawl through the Dark Tunnel and gets Centipedes in her Hair? Yeah, that’s what I’m thinking when I see this Bracelet! Yikes!

SUCH. AN. COOL. TIE. BAR! I LOVE it! This Tie Bar is Steampunk Style with 9 Different Gears of Different Colors… AND… AND… They are Functional! They Spin and Rotate on the Bar. AWESOME!!!!

What’s a Justin Bieber Song that I know…? “Rule the World”, oh wait, that was the Selena Gomez Break Up Song! My Bad! There’s so many Songs, it’s too Hard to Pick… Unless you have this Guitar Pick Pendant!…

This Ring is SOOOOOOO COOOL! Really! It’s a Puzzle Ring, that is, a Ring that Separates into 6 Different Pieces, and you can only take the Ring apart, IF you can Crack the PASSWORD!!! Fun Ring! Great Concept!

I got the Eye of the Tiger, a Fighter, Dancing through the Fire, ‘Cause I am a Champion and you’re gonna Hear me Roar!” I just wanted to get that Song stuck in your Head! HA! Get STUCK with…

“It’s A Sunshine Day!” Ahhhh, Remember when the Brady Bunch Sang that Song back in 1973? Well, It’s Safe to Say they weren’t Talking about this! :) Sunny Days ARE HERE with this Big, Bright (Janet Jackson) Nipple Shield…

These Doggie Earrings are so Cute! They are French Bulldogs that are Mixed Metals and Riveted together! What a Great Idea, what a Wonderful Look! The Copper Rivets for Eyes work Perfectly! Bow-WOW is Right! :)

Say “HELLO” to all your Haters with this Cheesy Fun Necklace! Featuring a JUMBO Iced-Out Yellow Smiley Face holding up a Sign that reads: “Hi Haters”. It’s Hilarious, Cool, and it sends the Message Loud and Clear! :)

The Legend of Zelda is a Popular High Fantasy Action-Adventure Nintendo Game, featuring Link and Princess Zelda! Each Song Ring Features one of the Favorite Songs from The Legend of Zelda Series… It’s So So COOL!

I just LOVE the look of this Pendant. Simple, Cute, and very Colorful! It’s Origami Stars, Hand-Made, Folded, then inserted into a Glass Bottle Pendant Necklace! So Cool! Attractive and FUN!

What a very Trendy and Kick-Ass Men’s Cuff Bracelet! Made out of Genuine Leather, this Bracelet has Open Slits and Tapered Edges down the Side, not to mention that Ultra-Cool Decorative 3D Metal Plate in the Center. AWESOME LOOK!

HA HA HA! OMG! This Cat Brooch is Artsy, Cute, and very FUNNY! Looks like he’s had a bit too much Cat Nip! HA! Hand Painted Copper Brooch in the Shape of a Cat Head that will get many,…

LOL This Watch is FUN! I mean, Time is Relative, isn’t it? A Fragment of Reality… Twisted just like this Watch is! The What Time? Watch is just that… A Confusing Mix of Numbers at the Bottom of the…

What a Cool Cool Cool Necklace! It’s a Great Looking Locket Pendant that actually GLOWS with Fire Light!!! It Slowly Blinks on and off just like a Real Firefly! Beautiful, Elegant and a Wonderful Keepsake!

Oh Marty… Always a crack up! Here he is doing his Vincent Van Gogh Impression! Wonderful! Just Wonderful! Nothing like a couple of Severed Ears to Brighten the Day! Eh? Wear these Ear Earrings and get some Stares! For…

I LOVE Mac and Cheese… The Real Mac and Cheese, NOT the Off-Brand Mac. You know what I’m talking about. It’s just not the same! And this Mac and Cheese Ring, is Cute and, well, Cheesy! :)

CROCS… The Foam Clog Designed Slip-on Shoe that everyone LOVES to Hate! Am I right? ;) So why not CLOG up your Sleeves with a Pair of Crocs that look so Real they Squeak! Gift, or Gag, these will…

Well if this isn’t the Most Interesting Bracelet ever… The things they used to do in Yonder Years… A Kid Smoking next to a Chicken? Sounds Plausible to me! :) I grew up on a Farm, I get it….

This Unique Locket Contains 6 Tiny Casino Trinkets and Beads that just Might Bring you Luck at the Casino! Or at the least, it’ll Look Good as you Lose! :) It’s all for FUN, right? Cute Pendant, full of…

HA! I LOVE these Piercings! These TWO Belly Rings are made for BEST FRIENDS! Cute and Colorful, one Belly Ring is a Cookie, and the other Ring is a Carton of Milk! HA! A Pair that really goes Compliments…

I really LOVE the Design of these Tribal Nipple Shield Rings. They look like Ninja Stars with Dagger Blades Swirling around the center… But the Really-Really Cool thing… They’re NON-PIERCING! NO PAIN! WOW!

Q: “What do you call a Mummy who Wins the Lottery?” A: “A Lucky Stiff!” HA! Okay another one… Q: “Where do Mummies go for a Swim?” A: “To the Dead Sea!” HAHA, I KILL Myself! :( Okay, but…

Spy teaches his Cat to Steal Secret Plans from the other Spy. But the other Spy is Building a Mechanical Mouse that Distracts the Cat, who then takes it back, only to have the Mouse Blow up in his…