Man, you could play ‘I Spy’ pretty darn good with this Brooch! For it’s Tons of Evil Eyes… Although called “Lucky”, it’s the Tree of Life Brooch Pin, with Blinging Branches, and an Eyeball on each and every Limb….

“Mwa-Mwa-Mwa” It’s Snoopy, it’s Adorable, and it’s IDEAL for Valentine’s Day! With the Most Romantic Day of the Year coming, Snoopy is Fun and Blinging, Sleeping on a Diamond LOVE Pendant with a Big Red Heart. This Charming Doggie-Do…

It’s Super Bowl FEVER Everywhere, with 51 coming fast (02-05-2017 – 6:30 PM on FOX), it’s the Atlanta Falcons VS the New England Patriots, and boy will it be a showdown… So Grab yourself a Football Ring to get…

This I LOVE! You know that Film Strip of Mickey Mouse where he’s just Running and Running… Well, now he can Run on your Finger. For this Ring is a Spinner Ring. The inside band, with Engraved Mickey Mouse,…

These Earrings are the S**T! They’ll Definitely add a little Pizzazz and Elegance to your life. For they’re Poo Earrings, the Turd Emoji, with Fun Loving Smiles, Cute Eyes, and that little Darling Swirl at the top (Just like…

SWEET… This Charm Bracelet is out of this World… For it’s a Guardians of the Galaxy Bracelet, featuring all the Fun Loveable Characters: Star Lord (Chris Pratt), Gamora, Drax, Rocket, Groot, and Guardians of The Galaxy Logo. They hang…

This is such a Cute Pendant. It’s Two Love Birds (Perfect for your Love Bird), that’s Created in Sterling Silver, and Decorated with Blue Diamonds. With 1/10 in Carat Weight, Accented in Yellow Highlights, these Two Birds will Certainly…

If my Nipple only had Wings… Well, now they can… For these Decorative Nipple Shield Rings are Hearts and Wings. Blinging Rhinestone Wings, formed in the Shape of a Heart, cast in Solid Surgical Steel, 14 Gauge Barbells, and…

This is Freaking COOL! It’s a Slap Watch-you know, the kind of Wrist Watch you just Slap over your Wrist and it Wraps around-that’s Far Out and Comic Book Style! With Bang and Boom and Crash and O-O-Opps, you’ll…

Oh Geez… It’s a Funny Monkey, Dead, of course! You could probably tell from the Blue Skin Color… But those EYES! Yikes! For it’s an Undead Monkey, Creepy, Cute, Bloody Shot Eyes, Tiny Hat… All Dangling from a 316L…

If you Run into Fred Flintstone on the Street… RUNNNNN! For he loves those Ribs… And so do I. Especially covered in BBQ Sauce. YUM! And these Lovely Miniature Rib Earrings are just as Tempting. For they look so…

This is a Bad Ass Ring. It’s a Dragon’s Eye Ring (okay, okay, it’s really a Very Cool Tiger’s Eye) that’s set into a Dragon Skin Stainless Steel Ring with CLAWS! Talk about AWESOME! With the Engraved Words in…

The Death Star refers to Star Wars Mobile Space Stations that were Galactic Superweapons. One of them was the DS-1 Platform, roughly 1/25 the Size of Earth’s Moon, and held 1.7 Million Military Personnel, with 400,000 Fun Loving Droids….

Well now that’s a Sign for your Dog, right? A Lovely, and Blinging Pave “LICK ME” Nipple Ring… WOW! So Pretty, so Shiny, so Sexy… A Clicker Ring that Pierces your Nipple and Reads “LICK ME”… Talk about Giving…

LMAO! Boy do I know TONS of people that would LOVE this Pendant… Because EVERYONE is someone else’s Asshole! Right? And this Funny 1″ Pendant Necklace is Engraved with the Phrase “Don’t Be An ASSHOLE”, with a Humorous Smiley…

Feeling a little Harry Houdini? On the Police Force? Like the Kinky Stuff? Well, these are the Cufflinks for YOU! A Very Cool, Unique, and Entirely Different Set of Cuffs, Handmade out of Solid 14kt Gold, and Extremely Rare!…

Everybody else has Pandora Charms, Cute Kid’s Birthstones, Dogs, Family Beads… And YOU, all you want is PIZZA! Join the Club! Which is why this Pizza Slice Bracelet is Perfect… Pepperoni and all. For it’s a Charm Link Bracelet…

I don’t know how these Wonderful Artists make these, but they sure look GOOD! These Sub Sandwich Earrings look like a Real Sub full of Ham, Cheese, Lettuce, May, and Bun. YUM! Unbelievably Real… Makes me want to Eat……

Wow, I’ve seen some Tire Tread Rings before, but never one this Detailed and REAL! It looks just like a Rubber Tire… Very Impressive. Especially when you realize that it’s made out of Steel. Stainless Steel Treads, laid on…

LMAO! Awwwwwww! You can’t get any more Adorable than a Squirrel (Okay, Chipmunks have them Beat), but this Squirrel Necklace is a Treat. Really. For it’s a Blinging CZ Squirrel, with Rose Gold Tone Tail and a Darling Little…

If you’ve never owned a Wood Watch, you should, they’re Very Very Cool. And Lightweight, it feels like you’re not even wearing a Watch. And this particular Watch is Awesome. It’s a Rainbow Colored Wood Watch, that’s made out…

Okay, this is a Hoot… Or should I say a Hookworm! For it’s an Intestinal Parasite, that’s a Brooch! Say What? HA! Boy do I love this Etsy Artist, she Handmakes some of the Most Bizarre and Coolest Brooches…

You can never trust a Spider… They like to Spin things and Post things on the Web. :) Right? HA! If you Like Spiders, and who doesn’t, this Spider will look Grand crawling up your Belly! It’s Creepy, it’s…

“Oh what do I have for Dinner??? Hmmmm…” Because this Rat Fetus Ear Plug has certainly made me hungry. Such a Darling Cute Thing… Hairless, Pink, Curled up in Snug Little Ball… And Stuffed in your Hole, no doubt….