Sisyphus Watch

Everybody wants Syphilis, right? Oh wait, NOT Syphilis, Sisyphus! My Bad! Sisyphus was a King of Ephyra and was Punished for Chronic Deceitfulness by being Compelled to Roll an Immense Boulder up a Hill, only to Watch it Roll…

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Halloween Sprinkle Candy Plugs

FUN FUN FUN Halloween Ear Plugs. Ear Plugs filled with Cute Orange and Black Sprinkles… Looking just like the tops of Cupcakes, these Sprinkles will make everyone Festive for the Holidays. Classic Style, Round Halloween Colored Sprinkles fill these…

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Skeleton Necklace

This Kick Ass Skeleton hangs (hangs on for dear life) to a 19.5″ Chain that’s sooooo COOL! And, it’s made out of Stainless Steel! So it’s Durable, won’t Tarnish, Rust, or Corrode! All the Better! :)

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Black Jason Mask Ring

Jason Voorhees is Terrifying enough… With his Hockey Mask Face, to his Hulking Physical Appearance and that Signature Weapon, the Machete. But now, Jason is Solid Black and Bone Chilling! Made out of 316L Stainless Steel, this Ring is…

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Zombie Teeth Charm Bead

Well, this is Something I’ve always Wanted Dangling off my Wrist… A Zombie TOOTH! HA! That’s a Charm Bead that will Definitely get Noticed and Provoke some Responses for Sure. Just think of the Stories you’ll be able to…

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Voodoo Doll Necklace

What a Very Cool Creepy Pendant… A Wire Wrapped Voodoo Doll that’s Sure to Get some Great Comments and Replies. Made out of 100% Lead Free American Pewter, this Crazy Charm is Only Available in Small Quantities, so Grab…

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Inverted Cross Blood Drop Necklace

“Sanctus Satanas, Sanctus. Dominus Diabolus Sabaoth. Satanas – venire! Satanas – venire!” Which means… I like all things Dark and Evil… Maybe I’m a Satan Worshiper, maybe I just like the Demons that live in us… Either way, this…

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When Pigs Fly Cufflinks

“When are you going to get Promoted?” “When Pigs Fly!” It’s an Adynaton, a Figure of Speech so Hyperbolic that it Describes an Impossibility, Circumstances that will Never Occur. Derived from Centuries-Old Proverbs, this Saying Just Makes Everyone Laugh….

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Swag Hoodie Pendant

I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…

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Tattooed Boys Belly Ring

LMAO! Bad Girls, and Probably some Bad Boys would LOVE to have this Dangly Belly Button Navel Ring. It’s the “I Heart Tattooed Boys” Belly Ring that’s Eye Candy and makes a Pretty Big Statement on what you Like…

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  • Bitch Stamp Ring

    LOL! This Ring Cracks me up! I’m Laughing so Hard I need a Bitch Slap! HA! And with this Bad Ass Sterling Silver Ring, that just might happen. It’s a Bitch Stamp Ring, with the Letters Backwards, so when…

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  • Zipper Dangle Nipple Ring

    That’s exactly what I was thinking… Wouldn’t it be Cool to Unzip your Nip? HA! Well, now you can with these Colorful CZ Zipper Dangle Nipple Rings. Looking like a Gemstone Zipper, the Barbell is Invisible, so it looks…

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  • Thank You For Smoking Earrings

    A Chicken and an Egg are lying in Bed. The Chicken is leaning against the Headboard Smoking a Cigarette with a Satisfied Smile on its Face. The Egg, looking a bit Pissed off, grabs the Sheet, rolls over and…

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  • Lucky Golden Poo Pendant

    LOL! Tell everyone that your Sh*t don’t Stink with this On Golden Pile of Poo… HA! Looking like a Golden Unicorn just Dumped a Fresh Loaf, this Gold Plated Poop will make everyone LAUGH! Swirled up like an Ice…

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  • Grumpy Cat NO Bracelet

    Did you know that Grumpy Cat’s REAL name is “Tardar Sauce”? HA! Bet you didn’t NO! Not only is this Grumpy Cat an Internet Celebrity known for her Grumpy Facial Expressions, but she also makes one Funny and Cool…

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  • Secret Compartment Necklace

    With this Necklace I’d feel like Ethan Hunt in Mission Impossible! Shhhh, the Microchip is Hidden in my Coin Necklace! Don’t tell a Soul… Not like a Coin hanging around your Neck would attract any Attention… But with this…

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  • Don’t Hassel The Hoff Cufflinks

    If you’re a Fan of David Hasselhoff, Michael Knight from Knight Rider, Mitch Buchannon from Baywatch, America’s Got Talent, or even Baywatch Nights, then these Funny Cufflinks are for YOU! Reading in Big Bold Letters “DON’T HASSEL THE HOFF”,…

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  • Adult Supervision Belly Ring

    A Guy goes to the Store to Buy Condoms. “Do you want a Bag?” the Cashier asks. “No,” the Guy says, “She’s not that Ugly!” HA! No Adult Supervision Required Here… But with this Funny Belly Ring… YEP, YOU…

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  • Norman and Mother Rings

    Psycho is a 1960 American Psychological Thriller-Horror Film Directed by Alfred Hitchcock starring Anthony Perkins, Vera Miles, John Gavin, and Janet Leigh. The Film Centers on an Encounter between a Secretary who Embezzles Money and Ends up at a…

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  • Stephen King Dark Tower Tie Bar

    The Dark Tower is a Series of Books Written by Stephen King, which incorporates Themes from Multiple Genres, including Fantasy, Science Fantasy, Horror, and Western. It describes a “Gunslinger” and his Quest toward a Tower, the nature of which…

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  • Hypno Glasses Necklace

    LMAO! The Amazing X-Ray Hypo Specs! HA! I Remember those… The Article Read: “A Hilarious Optical Illusion! Scientific Optical Principle Really Works! Imagine – You put on the X-Ray Specs and hold your Hand in front of you. You…

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  • Kiss My Butt Earrings

    HA! Just like FLO said “KISS MY GRITS!” LMAO! These Kiss My Butt Earrings are too much FUN! Just imagine the Laughs you’ll get with these CHEEKY Dangles on. Whimsical Cartoon Figure with nothing on but a Birthday Suit,…

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  • Freudian Thoughts Watch

    Sigmund Freud was an Austrian Neurologist, now known as the Father of Psychoanalysis, which is a Clinical Method for Treating Psychopathology through Dialogue between a Patient and a Psychoanalyst. He Developed Therapeutic Techniques such as the use of Free…

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  • Cowboy Ring

    LOL! NOW Everyday can be a Rodeo with this Hilarious and Clever Cowboy Ring! This ain’t no normal Ring, this Cowboy holds onto your Finger with his Legs like he’s holding on for Dear Life! HA! Looking like he’s…

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  • Rotary Phone Dial Necklace

    This Pendant reminds me of Lily Tomlin as Telephone Operator Ernestine on Laugh-In. “One Ringy Dingy… Two Ringy Dingy… Have I Reached the Party to Whom I am Speaking? Don’t Hang Up! You’ve Angered me, and when you Anger…

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  • Circuit Board Dog Brooch

    “What Dog keeps the Best Time?” “A Watch Dog!” “What did the Dog say when he Sat on Sandpaper?” “Ruff!” “What did the Hungry Dalmatian say after his Meal?” “That hit the Spots!” “What type of Markets do Dogs…

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  • Pixel Cursor Stud Earrings

    In Computing, a Cursor (usually an Arrow or Hand) is an Indicator used to Show the Position on a Computer Monitor that will Respond to Input from a Text Input or Pointing Device. The Flashing Text Cursor may be…

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  • Barbell Ear Plugs

    “Do You Lift?” I sure DO! In fact, I can LIFT 2 Barbells with my very own Head! HA! If you’re into Body Building, Muscles, Weights, the Gym, Training, or just looking like you do, then these Plugs are…

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  • Swag Hoodie Pendant

    I have SWAG… Oh wait a minute, that’s Flab! My Bad! HA! Here’s an Iced Out Pendant that you’ll never see again… Weighing a Heavy 66 Grams, being 3 1/2″ Long, this Blinging Pendant will certainly catch all Eyes!…

    via King Ice

  • Bondage Rings

    WOW! These TWO Rings are AWESOME! Industrial Punk Style with Solid Sterling Silver, these Rings are BONDED Together by a Link Chain that is just such a Cool Concept and Creative Idea. Talk about “Master” and “Slave”, these Rings…

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  • Genuine Shark Teeth Cufflinks

    Sharks have been around for over 400 Million Years. They Travel up to 40 MPH. They are covered in Sharp, Tooth-Like Scales called Denticles. They Swim a Figure Eight when Frightened. And, Baby Sharks are called Pups! But did…

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  • Cinnamon Bun Earrings

    Cinnamon Rolls… YUM! Well, not so much… When I used to Work in the Mall, there was a Cinnabon directly across from our Store. Every Day, I would go over and grab a Hot, Fresh Cinnamon Roll. I LOVED…

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  • meh. Bracelet

    LMAO! meh. means: Uninspiring. Unexceptional. It’s Expressing a Lack of Interest or Enthusiasm. Like when your MOM tells you to Take out the Trash! meh. Or when you’re Watching a Stupid TV Show… “Meh. I’m not Impressed so Far!”…

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  • Unicorn and Panda Pendant

    LMAO! This Pendant just KILLS me! HA! Funny as HELL! It’s a Unicorn and a Panda, doing what they ought to… HELLO! And the LOOK on that Panda’s Face! PRICELESS! No wonder why Unicorns went Extinct… The Pandas took…

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