What Beautiful Details in this Ogre… Ogres are usually Large, Hideous, Manlike Monsters that Eat Humans… As seen in the Lord of the Rings Movies! So Cool. So Creepy. So AWESOME! And this Ogre Charm Bead is just as…

LOL! That’s Exactly what I want on my Nipples… CATS! (No Biting!) And these Felines are Cute, Lazy, and looking to be Petted. Made out of 14 Gauge Stainless Steel, these Piercings will make you PURR For Sure! Sold…

YIKES! It’s Jeffrey Dahmer… The Milwaukee Serial Killer from the 90’s who worked in a Chocolate Factory, and Murdered Many Young Men by having Sex with them, Drilling Holes into their Skulls, Dismembering their Bodies, Storing their Heads in…

O M G !!! This Necklace is so Unbelievably Awesome… Especially if you’re a Walking Dead Fan like me. It’s none other than a Replica of the Governor’s Fish Tank with a Zombie Head inside… SO FREAKING CREEPY COOL!…

Well… You just might attract a lot of Babies with these Earrings. They’re Cute Pacifier Earrings that are Adorable, Lightweight, 1″ Long, PINK, and hang from Fish Hook Ear Wires. They’re Perfect for your Earlobes, and very Encouraging for…

What a Beautiful Replica of Galvatron from the Movie Transformers. Great Details in the Face, Eyes, Mouth… It’s just Stunning to look at. Carved and Cast in Titanium Stainless Steel, this Kick Ass Cool Ring comes in Sizes 8-11,…

The Indian Peacock has Iridescent Blue and Green Plumage. The “Tail”, known as a “Train”, consists not of Tail Quill Feathers, but Highly Elongated Upper Tail Coverts. These Feathers are Marked with Eyespots, Best seen when the Peacock Fans…

LMAO! Betty White is so Lovable… REALLY! She’s like what, 198? And she still looks good and makes me Laugh my Ass off! And these Fun and Charming Cufflinks do the same. With a Black and White Image (are…

Awwwwwwwwwww! Look, it’s the Love Bunny Belly Button Ring and it’s Adorable! Everyone will want to bend over and look at your Navel for sure! This Cute Belly Ring is made out of 316L Surgical Stainless Steel, with Acrylic…

“We Wants it, We Needs it. Must have the Precious. They Stole it from us. Sneaky Little Hobbitses. Wicked, Tricksy, False!” “No. Not Master!” “Yes, Precious…” Just like this Precious Little Pendant… It’s so Pretty! Handmade out of Polymer…

What Sheer Talent… I’ve tried and tried, but I’ve never been able to Create a Curly Cue Pile of Poop! WOW! Just like an Ice Cream Cone, these Brown Piles of Doo-Doo are Glossy, Dangling, and Fun. You do…

YIKES! This Alien Ring is Bad Ass and Creepy! Looking just like the Alien from the Alien Movies, this Bad Boy has a Long Metal Head, snarling Teeth, and a Body that Wraps around it’s Prey… or your Finger….

LMAO! Oh that Grumpy Cat… One of the Internet’s BIGGEST Memes is NOW, one of the Cutest Brooch Pins you’ve ever seen. Handmade out of Wool, this Funny Cat is about 4 3/4″ High and about 2″ Wide. It’s…

“What does a Mushroom Car Say?” “Shroom Shroom!” “Why did the Fungi leave the Party?” “There wasn’t Mushroom!” “Which Vegetable goes Best with Jacket Potatoes?” “Button Mushrooms!” Had enough Fungi? Well then get these Cute Dangly Mushroom Earrings. They’re…

WOW! This is one of the Coolest Pendants yet! It’s a Green Dragon Wing with Hematite Colored Claws… And it’s AWESOME! So Dark, Creepy, and COOL! This Handcrafted Mythical Creature is made with Polymer Clay, Antiqued and Finished with…

LOL NOT LATER, NOT Tomorrow, NOT Next Week… NOW NOW NOW NOW! What Time is it? NOW! When should you Buy this Watch? NOW! HA! See how that works? With this Watch, there is no putting things off, it’s…

WICKED!!!! This Necklace is NOT to be messed with. It’s a Khukuri Style Bowie Knife that’s SWEET AS HELL! Forged out of Ground Mild Steel with Guard, and attached to a Carved Redwood Wooden Handle, this Knife with an…

Brace-Face, Train-Tracks, Metal-Mouth, CHEESE-GRATER… Kids hear these names all the time when they Wear Braces. After all, you do wear these Metal Magnets for YEARS! Unless you’re lucky enough to have a Headgear as well. HA! What a Pain……

What Cool, Simple, Artsy, Steampunk Earrings… So Minimalist in Design. Made with Bronze Finish Cogs, Czech Glass, Bronze Finish Jumprings, Antiqued Brass, and Bronze Plated Ear Wires, you’re gonna LOVE how these Look in your Ears, and Love the…

There is nothing that I’d want to wear more to your Wedding than a pair of Frankfurter Cufflinks! Really! You Deserve the BEST! And these Frankfurters are Grilled Sausages that look good enough to eat. Sweating, Plump, Steaming Hot……

LOL Talk about FUNNY! This Pendant is Created from a Real Children’s Drawing and it’s Beautiful! Made by Art Work the Etsy Artist’s Daughter, Eve Created (in her infancy), this Self-Portrait Pendant is Joyful, Fun, and Wonderful. With Big…

“RRWWWGG” “GWWRGHH” “RAWRGWAWGR” “RRARWHGWR” “ARARRRGWH” “GGWARRHWW” “WWRRRGWWWRRR” “WWWWGGGHHHRRRW” “RWGWRAHGWRW” and “WAGRWGAHGAWR” HA! The Top Ten Chewbacca Quotes from Star Wars… I LOVE it! Who doesn’t? And you’ll LOVE this Pendant too. Looking like the Big Walking Carpet that he…

You didn’t know that Rainbow Clams existed did you? Well now you do. Because this Cute Belly Ring Features a Rainbow Clam Shell that’s actually made out of Anodized 316L Stainless Steel and the Colors Mimic the Pearlescent Shell…

INSANE! This Ring is Freaking Cool! It’s a One-Of-A-Kind Ring that you’ll NEVER SEE AGAIN! It’s Totally Carved out of Bone, and it Features a Castle with Towers and a SKULL FACE that’s Unbelievably Awesome! The Details are Superb….