Thermometer Earrings
“Mix a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, With a Little Bit of Ah, Ah, It’s Gettin Hot in Here, So Take off all your Clothes…” Just like Nelly Sings, it’s HOT in Ear! And with these COOL Thermometer Earrings, you’ll know what HOT really is! The Themometers don’t truly Work, but it don’t Matter, because they LOOK HOT, and they make you Feel HOT! So Raise the Roof with these Novelty Dangles! They’re Sizzling!
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Novelty HOT Thermometer Dangle Earrings
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Totally Not a Cop Cufflinks
HA HA! Nice… It’s Cufflinks that are IDEAL for a Cop. “Totally Not A Cop” Cufflinks that turned the Phrase Viral not too long ago, when an Undercover Policeman wore a T-Shirt Reading “Totally Not A Cop”. Talk about…
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Butt Nuggets Cufflinks
Plop Plop… It’s Nuggets, from your Butt. Butt Nuggets refer to Solid Waste Matter Passed out from the Body. Un-Wiped Pieces, Danglers. Excrement. Discharge from the Rectum. It’s also a Term of Dislike… “That Guy is such a Butt-Nugget!”…
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Keebler Elf Cookie Ring
Love Keebler Elf Cookies? Those Fun Crazy Colorful Elves that live in a Tree and make Fabulous Sweets… Just like this Realistic Food Ring that looks just like a Keebler Cookie (Filling and all). Elwood, the most Famous Elf…
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Golden Toilet and Paper Earrings
Oh to Sit on the Golden Throne… You are the King of your Domain. Right? Well now you can Spread some Laughter in your Life, and the Butt Cheeks, with these Ultra-Cool, Golden Bathroom Accessories. Featuring a Gold Toilet…
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Jason Voorhees Necklace
I LOVE Jason Voorhees! Love the MASK! Friday the 13th may be a Cheesy Horror Series, but that doesn’t stop me from watching them in a Dark room munching on Popcorn! “Ki Ki Ki, Ma Ma Ma!”
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Zombie Finger Necklace
“Why was the Zombie Afraid to Cross the Road?” “He LOST his GUTS!” “Why did the Dyslexic Zombie Starve to Death?” “He couldn’t Find any SNIAAARB!” “Why did the Zombie go to the Orthodontist?” “To Improve his BITE!” HA……
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