Goldfish Crackers are Cute Fish-Shaped Crackers that are Manufactured by Pepperidge Farm. They are Bright Orange with an Imprint of an Eye and a Smile. They’re Irresistible! “The Snack That Smiles Back!” Looking like Real Cheddar Fishies, these 1″…

Nice! These Googly Eyes will look AWESOME in your Holes! Red Googly Eyes with Big Black Lashes made out of Acrylic, these Funny Eyeballs are gonna make Eyes Roll for Sure! Fun Plugs, 8mm (0G), so they’ll Stretch your…

Easter Island is one of the most Remote Inhabited Islands in the World. Named after a Dutch Explorer Encountered it on Easter Sunday, the Islands are most known for the “Easter Island Heads”, 887 Monolithic Stone Statues that have…

LMFAO! This Cracks me up! It’s a My Little Pony Necklace that’s, well, DEAD! One side of the Charm is a Cute Little Pony, the other side is a Pony Skeleton! SWEET! Cast in .925 Sterling Silver, this Unique…

The Galactic Empire in the Star Wars Universe, was Established by Supreme Chancellor Palpatine to Replace the Galactic Republic and bring Sith Rule to the Galaxy. And something else that RULES… This Bracelet! It’s the Galactic Empire Logo Etched…

Oh The Pirates of the Caribbean… “ARRRGGGGG MATEY!” It’s a Jack Sparrow Ring unlike anything you’ve ever seen before. A Blinging Pirate Skull with a Gold Plated Skull and Cross Bones Pirate Hat, and a Gleaming Cutlass, Short, Broad…

These look so REAL I think I’ll take a Bite! They are Samoa Girl Scout Cookies… That are actually Dangly Earrings! Looking like the Real things, these Fun, Colorful, Cookies are made out of Polymer Clay, and Suspended from…

The Illuminati is an Enlightenment-Era Secret Society, Freemasonry, Founded in 1776. They Conspire to Control World Affairs, by Masterminding Events! The EYE is Everywhere! Even your BELLY! With this Belly Button Navel Ring Featuring an all Black Dual Gem…

“Baaaaa-Y!” This Pride Pendant is Perfect for the LGBT Community. It’s a Cute Pendant that reads: “I AM THE RAINBOW SHEEP OF MY FAMILY”. HA! Charming! There’s a Good Chance that there’s a Rainbow in your Family: Brother, Sister,…

These King and Queen Playing Card Nipple Rings are PERFECT for the Card Lover, Poker Player, or Gambler. .925 Sterling Silver King and Queen Heads are attached to a 14 Gauge, 12mm Long, Surgical Grade Stainless Steel Barbell that’s…

They should call these “Hide Yo Ho!” Because that’s exactly what they do… They Pop in your Ear Hole Piercings and Hide them. Fills them in so they blend in with the Rest of your Ear. Because nobody likes…

I’ve actually had a Customer Buy a Real Engagement Ring from me, and come back to Buy a “Fake” one, saying “I got Her the Real one, Now I want to get Her the Dime One!” HA! He knew…

Parental Advisory is a Warning Label first introduced by the Recording Industry Association of America in 1985. It is Placed on Items in Recognition of Excessive Profanities or Inappropriate References. HA! Many Adults need this Label… Along with these…

Doge is an Internet Meme that became Popular in 2013. The Meme consists of a Picture of a Shiba Inu accompanied by Multicolored Comic Sans Text that Represents a kind of Internal Monologue, and Deliberately Written in Broken English….

This is a Great Gift for the Fisherman in your Family. It’s a 7.25″ Black Cord Bracelet featuring a Segmented Fish… Very Cool, Very Different. It’s a Bone Fish like you’ve never seen one before. Made out of a…

What a Great looking Watch! It’s an Executive Captain America Wrist Watch that’s made out of Solid Stainless Steel, and features Captain America’s Shield on the Face. Red, White, and Blue, this Watch is Officially-Licensed by Marvel, and Comes…

LMAO! Oh Man and his Sausage… He likes the Meat now doesn’t he? And just like this Pendant, this Bearded Man is Happy to Chow down on Sausage Link after Sausage Link. It’s an Antiqued Bronze Pendant Necklace, approx…

Art Masters KILLS it again with this Incredibly Cool Engagement Ring! Featuring a Skull with Wings, Enchanted with Diamonds and holding a 1.00 Carat Created Alexandrite (Chrysoberyl) Center Stone, this Ring is to DIE for! Stunning, Gothic, Cast in…

This Tie Tack/Lapel Pin is Incredible! It’s a Steampunk Style Military Long Gun Rifle with such Great Detail. Cast in .925 Sterling Silver and Attached to TWO Pins (so it doesn’t Rotate on your Tie, Shirt or Jacket), this…

OMG! These are Crazy Insane Creepy Cool… They are Tongue Earrings that look like they’ve been Cut right from the Devil’s Mouth! WOW!!!! They look like Real Tongues, it’s Bloody Awesome! Red, Bumpy, Slimy, Darkened… AND SPIKED at the…

The Hunger Games Fans will LOVE this! It’s a Movie Prop Replica Necklace of the Parachute Drop Compartment in the Hit Series from Lionsgate. Very Sturdy, Heavy Container, it opens up like a Locket (Reveals a Handy Little Canister…

LMAO! It’s the Classic (and Officially Licensed) Happy Bunny Belly Button Navel Ring featuring a Bright Yellow 3D Happy Bunny, with a Big Smile, Beady Eyes, a Pink Nose and Sporting the Middle Finger Salute. Talk about FUNNY! Made…

I drop a lot of F-Bombs! So Plugs like these, are right up my Alley. Looking like a Missile Bomb, this Carved Wood Plug is Beautiful, Flared, and very COOL! Made out of Organic Arang/Areng Wood, these Plugs are…

Let’s See… The things I could do with an Extra Finger (which is Polydactyly – Extra Fingers): I could Type Faster, Play a Complex Musical Instrument, Palm a Basketball, and Pick my Nose while Holding Hands… See, there are…