Fill those Holes in your Sleeves with Bullets… Bullet Cufflinks! Kick Ass Cool Cufflinks that look like a Real Winchester Bullet. Now, you can Wear them in Style and have people Gawk at your Arms like Wonder Woman Catching…

What a Beautiful Watch! If you’ve never looked at Wood Watches, you should. You’ll LOVE it! I have one almost identical to this, and it’s so Cool. It’s Light Weight, Smooth, and very, very Rich! You’ll get so many…

Thorin Oakenshield, son of Thráin, son of Thrór, is the leader of the Company of Dwarves who Aim to Reclaim the Lonely Mountain from Smaug the Dragon. This Key to Erebor is the WAY! The Only WAY! Hold it…

CRAZY CRAZY RING! It’s a Ring that’s Gross enough, they just may Rush you to the Hospital! Put this Ring on and it really does look like your Fingers been Chopped, Sawed, and Mutilated. COOL STUFF! Play some Fun…

WOW! I Really LOVE this Bracelet. It’s a Men’s Stylish Bracelet with 5 Beads that Read: “Veni, Vidi, Vici”, which is a Latin Phrase meaning “I Came; I Saw; I Conquered”. Impressive Bracelet with a Great Design that’s just…

I find Steampunk Jewelry really Fascinating. I Dig all the Gears and Gadgets and Gizmos. And this Ear Plug is about as Steampunk as you can get. With a Watch Movement inside the Acrylic Plug, the Gears will Stand…

These Earrings are Jacked up! Literally! Jacks from an Apple iPod, that are now Cool, Cute Dangly Earrings. Apple Fans, Geeks, Gadget Freaks, these are the Earrings for you! Modern and Techy, Stick these in your Ears and get…

Oh the Sloth… How did this Trend Start again? Someone made a Funny Meme of a Furry Sloth, put a Creepy Pick-Up-Line on it, and it took off. Now the Sloth is EVERYWHERE… Including your Neck with this Fun…

When you’re the Black Sheep of the Family, you know it. So why not Show it, with these Fun and Cool Cufflinks. Made out of High Quality Metal, these Sheep will look Baaaaa-d Ass on your Sleeves. Especially with…

AWESOME AWESOME AWESOME!!! This 2 Finger C3PO Ring is Perfectly Stunning and Geeky COOL! It’s C3PO with Movable Arms! SWEET! Are you as Excited as me? It’s so Bright and Shiny and Humanoidy even Chewbacca is yelling “Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrgh!”

Perfect for the Gadget Junkies, this Dakota Knife Clip is an All-In-One Multi-Tool Watch made with a Stainless Steel Knife, Scissors, LED Microlight, and an Integrated Compass. It’s Kick Ass Cool! It Makes me Want to go Camping or…

What an Awesome Looking Pendant… It’s a Freddy Krueger Nightmare on Elm Street Pendant that’s just COOL and CREEPY! I LOVE the use of Colors in Freddy’s Shirt shaped like a Bleeding Heart… Kick Ass Cool! WOW!

“When Pigs Fly” is an Adynaton, a Way of Saying that Something Will NEVER Happen! Like me putting this Flying Pink Pig in my Belly Button Hole… HA! That will NEVER Happen! But if you Like Pigs and Flying……

These Earrings just give me the Creeps! That’s for sure. Look at the Black Bloody Dead Eyes… GAWD! Popping outta the Flesh, these Eyes are Dangling like Pieces of Zombies and are very Demented and Gory! And that’s exactly…

I Remember Passing those Crazy Pig Pen Notes back and forth in School. Who didn’t? The Problem was, it was Difficult to Remember what all those Symbols meant. Was that an R, or was it a T??? Well, NOW…

Remember when Steve Austin, the Six Million Dollar Man, came across Sasquatch in “The Secret of Bigfoot” Episode… That’s what I always thought Big Foot looked like. Ha Ha! Now I know Better… It’s really Dark, Blurry and Tree…

LMAO! I could see People wearing this! NERDS! And who am I to Talk? I’m a Nerd too! Computer Geek… I don’t Wear Glasses, but this Tie Bar Certainly fits me… And, it Fits my Tie even Better! Wear…

What a Great Idea for an Ear Plug… One that holds a Custom Photo! COOL! You can put whatever Photo you like in these Black Acrylic BLINGING Ear Plugs! Put YOU, put your BAE, put your DOG or your…

This Bracelet is such a Great Concept! It’s a Bracelet that has 4 Charms: Boxing Glove, Ghost, Bumble Bee, and a Breast Cancer Awareness Pink Ribbon. It won’t make much Sense until you Say it out Loud “Fight for…

The Only thing better than a LIVE Monarch Butterfly, is a DEAD one. HA! Only Kidding! But, since they’re already Dead… You might as well Preserve their Wings in a Beautiful and Stunning Pendant! Right? Just like this Beauty…

I’m sure we all know one of these… The Coupon Queen! She’s the Person in the Checkout Line with 85 Coupons and ends up Paying $1.29 for $150 Worth of Groceries… Yeah HER! Well… This Bracelet is just for…

“A Christmas Story” is the 1983 American Christmas Comedy Film that comes on every Christmas Day and runs repeatedly over and over… AND I Watch it every time. I LOVE IT! It makes me Laugh my Ass off! And……

“On Top of Spaghetti, All Covered with Cheese, I Lost my Poor Meatball, When Somebody Sneezed…” Hold onto your Meatballs… With your Fingers, because this Ring is a Spaghetti Dinner Ring! So Dig in while it’s HOT, or this…

Get Turned On with this Cool Belly Button Ring. Not only does it look like a Real Jet Black Power Button, BUT… It also GLOWS IN THE DARK! Wayyyyyy COOOOOOOL! Just imagine this Button Lighting up the Night! BLING!