LMAO! I need these… They are Epic Fail Ear Plugs that are really to the point. Epic Fail is a complete and Total Failure when Success should have been reasonably easy to attain! It is the Highest form of…

The Names “John Doe” for Men, and “Jane Doe” for Women (Babies are “Baby Doe”, are used as Placeholder Names for a Person whose True Identity is Unknown. Usually referring to a Corpse or Hospital Patient, where the Tag…

Probably the most Recognised Style of Armour in the World Today became the Plate Armour associated with the Knights of the Middle Ages. Full Plate Armour developed in the Armouries of Lombardy, created Heavy Cavalry which Dominated the Battlefield…

What a really COOL idea. It’s a Brooch that’s also a Photo Frame. It looks just like a Retro TV, but the Screen is open so you can view any Photo you slide into the slot. It’s Clever, Fun,…

“What kind of Bear has no Teeth?” “A Gummy Bear!” “What do you call a Cow that can’t Moo?” “A Milk Dud!” “Where did the Alien go to get a Drink?” “A Mars Bar!” “What is a Zombies Favorite…

So… a Guy Walks into a Bar and Yells, “All Lawyers are A-Holes!” A Man at the End of the Bar says” I Object to that Remark!” So the Guy says “Why, are you a Lawyer?” “No,” the Man…

A Comb Over or Combover is a Hairstyle worn by Balding Men in which the Hair is Grown Long and Combed over the Bald area to minimize the Evidence of Baldness. It doesn’t work and it looks SILLY. Famous…

Pinocchio is a Fictional Character of the Children’s Novel The Adventures of Pinocchio (1883), by Carlo Collodi. Carved by Geppetto in a Small Italian Village, he was Created as a Wooden Puppet, but Dreamed of becoming Real. He’s known…

If you’re handy with a Butcher Knife, a Farmer, or just someone who LOVES Cow, then these are the Cufflinks for you! They are Cuts of Beef Cufflinks that look like a Cow with all the Slices outlined… Ready…

Nacho Chips are a Snack Food made from Corn Tortillas, which are Cut into Wedges and then Fried or Baked. With Ingredients like Corn, Vegetable Oil, Salt and Water, it’s hard not to Dip your Chip and Chow Down….

The Raptor, or Velociraptor, is a Dromaeosaurid Theropod Dinosaur that lived 75 Million Years Ago. The Raptor is one of the Dinosaurs that had a Prominent Role in the First Jurassic Park Movie. It was FAST, Bad-Ass, Creepy, and…

LICK LICK LICK! That’s me with Peppermint. I LOVE IT! Did you know that long before Round Mints, Candy Canes, Fudge, Ice Cream and Gum, Peppermint Flavoring was used in Medicine? That’s enough to Cure anyone! And am I…

Snakes are Elongated, Legless, Carnivorous Reptiles that can be Distinguished from Legless Lizards by their lack of Eyelids and External Ears. They are covered in overlapping Scales, and are found on every Continent except Antarctica! With over 3,400 Species,…

Nicolas Kim Coppola, known Professionally as Nicolas Cage, is an American Actor who played in these Big Movies: Face/Off, Ghost Rider, National Treasure, Gone in 60 Seconds, Knowing, Con Air, The Rock, Moonstruck, Kick-Ass (among TONS more)… And something…

You know, this reminds me of that night that I got stuck inside the Dryer with a Butcher Knife… HA! Alright, that didn’t happen… at night. But with this INSANE Bracelet, people will think it did. Resembling something that…

Earthworms are a Tube-Shaped, Segmented Worm found living in Soil, feeding on Live and Dead Organic Matter. I say “NO! NO! NO!” Big Fat Earth Worms are Disgusting… Without Ketchup! Right? Well, this Slithering Critter Pendant is Realistic Looking…

A Unicorn Horn (Alicorn), is a Legendary Object that has Healing Powers, and many Virtues were Attributed to the Horn of the Unicorn. Thought to Influence Alchemy, it was seen as one of the Most Valuable Assets a King…

A Couch Potato is a Lazy Person who does nothing but Sit on the Couch and Watch Television… A.K.A. Sofa Spud! HA! And not just ANY Television… an Excess Amount of Television! The Simpsons, Law And Order, Welcome Back,…

The Rogue leaped out from his hiding Spot and caught the Manbearpig full-on, hitting him with Four Power Sledgehammer Attacks in the Surprise Oust. The Rogue wound up Ping-Ponging Back and Forth between the Wall and the Attacker until…

This will make People Laugh and Say “WTF?” when they see a Pizza Slut on your Jacket. It’s a Pizza Slut Brooch Pin that looks like a HUGE Slice of Pizza with a Big Ole Blue Eye… That’s why…

I know so many people like this… Askholes! Always want your Opinion or Advice, then does what they want to anyway. WHY ASK? WHY? Urban Dictionary calls “Askhole” – Someone who Asks many Stupid, Pointless, Obnoxious Questions! Obnoxious is…

Like most Reptiles, Dragons lay Clutches of Eggs. Dragon Eggs are as Heavy as Stone, so they need to be Carried with Two Hands. The Outer Shell is Covered in Scales, with vastly Different Color Patterns between the Eggs,…

Mermaids are a Legendary Aquatic Creature with the Upper Body of a Human, and the Tail of a Fish! They appear in Folklore of many Cultures, and the First Stories about Mermaids appeared in Ancient Assyria, in which the…

LMFAO! They are Hilarious and will make everyone Scream with Laughter! They are Sharknado Earrings, you know the Shark in that Tornado Movie that was about a Waterspout that lifted Sharks out of the Ocean and Deposited them in…