Crazy Cool Earring! It’s an Ear Wrap that looks just like a Straight Edge Blade used by a Barber. And NOW, it’s wrapped around your Ear and Dangling down from the Knife is a Red Drop of BLOOD! AWESOME!

Unicorns are Real! They’re just Fat and Grey and we call them Rhinos! Right? Well… This Unicorn is REAL, because I’ve got the Poop to Prove it! Unicorn Rainbow Colored Poop on a Ring! How Lovely! Cute Stars though!

A Cyborg (short for “Cybernetic Organism”) is a Theoretical or Fictional Being with Both Organic and Biomechatronic Parts, and this Creepy Baby Doll has BOTH! It’s a Bridge between Mind and Matter! And NOW it can be YOURS!

These are COOL! Ring Boxes that are Handmade out of WOOD and Custom Engraved with your Initials, Hearts, whatever you like. Use it for Storing your Rings and Jewelry, or even Proposing with! It’s sure to make a HUGE…

“You have to Play this Game like Somebody just Hit your Mother with a Two-By-Four!” Great Quote by Dan Birdwell, and it certainly is the Truth! Football Fans take note, THESE are the Cufflinks for YOU! “Hut, Hut, Hike!”

GEEK OUT! This is the Ultimate Charm Bracelet featuring Characters from the Star War Universe. Charms like Darth Vader, R2D2, and a Stormtrooper! You can Pick and Choose which Bracelet or Charms you Desire! SWEET!

Remember that time you got so Drunk that I had to carry you back to your Parent’s House and your Father came out with a Shot Gun? YEAH! THAT NIGHT! If you LOVE Beer like I DO, show it…

Chakras are Energy Points or Nodes in the Subtle Body (not the Physical Body). It’s a Sanskrit Word meaning “Wheel” or “Turning”, and that’s exactly what you do with this Pendant… Turn your Life around and Balance your Energy!

What a Wild and Crazy Ring! It Certainly is WICKED! This Ring has Spikes mounted on the top that look Medieval and Lethal! Put this Beautiful Weapon and feel like a Porcupine or Stegosaurus. Nothing but SPIKES! YIKES!

OMG! OMG! OMG! This Cat Brooch Pin is INSANE! That’s why I LOVE it! It’s a Cute Cat sitting on a Chainsaw and wearing the Leather Face from the Texas Chainsaw Massacre! HA! CRAZY COOL CREEPY CAT!

WOW! This Watch is Crazy! It has FIVE Dials… FIVE Time Zones… FIVE!!! 5 Watches-In-One with 5 Different Crown and Stems for setting Hands and Time. It’s Insane! What’s the Time for New York… I Got Ya Covered! :)

Oh the Mystery Block… One of the Most Common Prize Blocks found in the Mario Universe. Question Blocks are usually seen Floating in Midair, often containing Coins, Super Mushrooms, or Fire Flowers. And now, these Blocks can be yours!…

I LOVE Dog Tags and I LOVE Star Trek, so why not combine them? That’s exactly what this Necklace does. It’s a Star Trek Dog Tag, with a Federation Attachment! It’s Way Cool is what it is! I LOVE…

These Gotchya Plugs Reek FUN! Normally called “The Circle Game”, the Goal is to make this Hand Gesture below your Waist, and then get People to Look at it. That’s it! They LOOK… “GOTCHYA!” Simple, Funny, and it always…

Looking for something FUN to wear in your Nose Piercing? What could look Better than a Mustache in your Septum? NOTHING! So give this Black Stainless Steel Mustache a Ride and make People Laugh in the Process! COOL BEANS!

WOW! Talk about an Incredible Ring! This Engagement Ring is unlike any I’ve ever seen. It’s a Green Dragon holding a Pink Sapphire Gemstone. STUNNING! It’s so Crazy, Different, COOL! I LOVE IT!

This Bracelet is Wonderful! It’s a Bracelet CUFF that wraps all the way down your Arm. And what’s so Cool about it is the fact that it looks just like Dinosaur Bones! Spines! Skeleton! AWESOME!

This Necklace is certainly made with Gordon Ramsay in mind. It’s a Psycho Chef Knife Necklace that is ready to CHOP CHOP CHOP! It’s Cool, Scary, and whatever you do DON’T ROLL OVER IN YOUR SLEEP!

The Ouija Board is also known as a Spirit Board or Talking Board, it’s Marked with the Letters of the Alphabet, and used for the Paranormal, Supernatural, and Demonic Possession… So why NOT Plug this into your Head. Right?

YUM! These Earrings make me want to Eat my Monitor! Just look at the Gooey Cheese, those Thick Slices of Pepperoni, the Golden Brown Crust… “Hello Pizza Hut…!” Maybe I should Buy these Earrings instead… They’re Fat-Free! :)

HA! I See Dead Eye-Ball Rings! WOW! Look at this Creepy Undead Eyeball Ring… It’s Crazy Cool. Looking like it was Ripped straight from a Zombie Head, this Ring really makes my Heart THUMP!

When I see this Necklace, all I can think about is Kim Kardashian’s DOUBLE WIDE Ass! HA! This Too-Much-Butt Necklace is right up her Alley… A Pendant with TWO Butts… Because Two Butts is Better than ONE! :)

I LOVE LOVE LOVE Pac-Man! I played that Game until my Fingers went Numb. And now, this Watch makes me want to Play it again! It’s SO COOL! A Pac-Man Watch that really gets it right. Pac-Man with Pixelated…

My Favorite Sound of the Summer is Flip Flops! “CLUNK CLUNK CLUNK!” You Slip them on and Suddenly you are Fashionable and Ready for the Beach! But Before you Go, put this Brooch on your Sun Hat and everything…